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    October 09

    Tell Me

    tell me what would like to do with me.. my body... where to kiss.. how to touch... mmmmmmm... im getting hotttt imagining our time together WebCam Chat
    May 18

    WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED

    1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

    2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

    3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."

    4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

    5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

    6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod."

    7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

    8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

    9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

    10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
    January 15

    THE TWIST

    It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

    "Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

    "That's cool," says Bobby.

    Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.

    Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

    Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"

    Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

    About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

    "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"
    July 30

    ;)

    Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.

    July 18

    Wild naughty goddess and a good sex is what u need

    Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

    July 15

    Most hottest org**m eva!!!!!!

    Let me take you into the world of my Fantasy 

    Come in to find out, which of my fantasies will best make you c*m!!!

    July 11

    °;)

    "Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
    July 07

    Yeah baby

    The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again
    June 20

    ;)

    Good girls wear high heels to work

    Bad girls wear high heels to bed

    Naughty girls make you wear high heels!!!

    MY HOMEPAGE

    June 13

    Do U Need a Demsotration?

    Sex is when a guys information enters a girls communication to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration

    June 11

    Romanitc Kiss

    I like it   Hot & Wild
    And I like YOU to join me;)
    June 09

    ;)

    Woman who not practise sex before marriage is sentenced
    to an indeterminate length.

    June 04

    Dirty

    Like to play? Erotic game

    May 30

    Searching for MR.Right

    Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    May 28

    See me Live

    See me LIVE! There is so much space and you not using it!
    My Homepage<
    May 23

    See you sweety

    I'm studying Law at the university, hang out with my pals, go clubbing, love sex. Besides i'm doing my best to keep fit, as u can notice from my photo. the good news is: you can find me at the webcam
    See you;)